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西遊記

Journey to the West
Volume two · complete · 78 chapters
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A rock has a baby. The baby becomes a king. The king finds out, at a party, that kings die too.

Most English readers have met this book through Arthur Waley's Monkey, which keeps thirty of its hundred chapters, or through one of the several modern abridgements that follow him. What they have not met is the book itself: longer, cruder, considerably funnier, and running underneath the comedy a thin cold current about a creature who is never once allowed to want something without being punished for wanting it.

This reading is made from the Shidetang edition of 1592新刻出像官板大字西遊記 — the oldest surviving complete text, printed in Nanjing, anonymous. Four copies exist. It predates the Qing commentators who rewrote the novel into a Daoist tract, and it predates the chapter nine that everyone thinks is original and is not.

Not as cruelty. He does not sound angry anywhere in this passage. He sounds like an administrator solving the storage problem of an object that cannot be destroyed. The pellets and the copper are not a punishment. They are food. They will keep the prisoner alive, and the prisoner cannot die anyway, and the mountain must not be moved.

— from Chapter 7, The Palm


What is being built

✓ Chapters 1–7 · Havoc in Heaven Birth on the stone; the naming; the cudgel; the register of the dead; the horses; the peaches; Erlang; the palm and the mountain.
✓ Chapters 8–14 · The Road Opens Guanyin's recruiting tour; the dragon's forged weather; the emperor's twenty extra years; the melons; the cassock; the pilgrim; the headband — put on by its owner, because it was bright.
✓ Chapters 15–19 · The Company Assembles The dragon becomes the horse; a collector burns for one coat too many; Guanyin puts on a demon's face; the pig son-in-law joins; the Heart Sutra, which the monk memorises and the monkey understands.
✓ Chapters 20–22 · The Five Complete A wind that blinds the unblindable; the sand-monster who fought his own rescuers; nine floating skulls who turn out to be the pilgrims who came before; and a manor, and a test, on the first whole night.
✓ Chapters 23–26 · The Ginseng Tree & the White Bones A fruit shaped like a baby; a temper that fells a ten-thousand-year tree; the one immortal who can't be fought, only asked; and a demon who wins by making the monk mistrust the monkey — and gets him banished.
✓ Chapters 27–30 · The Yellow Robe What the monkey was for: four days without him and the monk is a tiger, the pig in a bush, and a thirteen-year prisoner the only competent soul left. The horse speaks. The demon is a star on leave for love.
✓ Chapters 31–34 · Cockcrow & the Lotus Cave A drowned king raised to stand beside his own forgery; two demon-brothers with a gourd that kills you for saying your own name — who turn out to be the boys who mind Laozi's furnace, on loan to Guanyin as an exam.
✓ Chapters 35–38 · Cart-Slow & the Black River A kingdom that enslaved its monks because rival priests could actually make rain; a contest won by connections, not holiness; three sages unmasked as a tiger, a deer, a ram; and a ferryman who was somebody's nephew.
✓ Chapters 39–41 · Red Boy A demon child whose fire feeds on water, who laughs off the family bond that folds every other demon — the Bull Demon King's son. The one arc where the monkey is beaten so badly he weeps, and names his real fear: not death, but uselessness.
✓ Chapters 42–45 · The Women's Country A river that makes two monks pregnant; a queen who offers everything sincerely, the only temptation with no demon in it; a scorpion who offers it by force; and a second banishment, where the blood is real and the master is not wrong to be horrified.
✓ Chapters 46–49 · The Two Minds & the Fire A reunion needing no lie; a second monkey identical down to the memories, whom no one in Heaven can tell from the real one; the demon even the Buddha must name; and a fire that never stops, held by a mother the monkey wronged.
✓ Chapters 50–53 · The Flaming Mountains & the False Buddha A fan stolen from a grieving mother by wearing her husband's face; the sworn brother turned enemy; the whole sky brought down on the Bull as it was once brought down on Wukong; and a demon who baits the hook with heaven itself.
✓ Chapters 54–58 · Kindness, Grief, and the Spiders A demon who courts the master with poetry; a king dying of grief, diagnosed on a thread; a queen who made herself untouchable to survive; tree-spirits who abduct a scholar for conversation; and seven spiders who spin silk from their navels.
✓ Chapters 59–63 · The Darkest Ridge A demon of a thousand eyes; three kings who ate a whole kingdom, and the one time the monkey sits down and weeps I can't; the Buddha's own kin; a court that caged eleven hundred children for a recipe; and a demon carried through the guard by the master's own mercy.
✓ Chapters 64–68 · The Mountain in Sight A leopard who plays dead; a true princess thrown away for a year while a rabbit wore her face; a good man murdered and argued back to life; the mountain reached at last; and the boat with no bottom, where you cross the last river by leaving your own corpse in the water.
✓ Chapters 69–73 · The Arrival The wordless scriptures and the bribe at the top of the mountain; the eighty-first ordeal, a forgotten turtle; the homecoming; and the band, reached for at the very end and already gone.
✓ Chapters 65–69 · The Last Kingdoms The thief with nine heads who got away; a king who woke his whole court shaved bald; a province starved by Heaven for one man's temper; princes who wanted the weapons, and the nine-headed lion; and three Buddhas who were rhinoceroses drinking the city's oil.
✦ The Journey is complete All 78 chapters — the full arc of the 1592 novel, stone to Buddha — are now written and published. Read from the beginning; chapters 1–12 are free.
Character portraits Painted busts for every named god, demon, king and monk, as on the Mirror.
Relationship network Masters, disciples, debts, and cages. Who bound whom, and in which chapter.
Narration A new voice for this book. Faster, brighter, and much less patient than the Mirror's.
Pilgrimage map Chang'an to Vulture Peak, eighty-one calamities, plotted where they can be plotted.

A note for players of Black Myth

The game did not invent its melancholy. It found it. Everything that hurts in Black Myth: Wukong — the ruined mountain, the scattered troop, the headband on the ground — is sitting in the 1592 text, underneath the fart jokes, waiting.

What the game leaves out is how funny the book is. That turns out to be the point. Wukong is funniest exactly where it hurts most, and if you take the jokes away you are left with a sad monkey, which is not the same thing at all.

→ See the whole pilgrimage on the interactive map — every kingdom and demon lair from Chang'an to Vulture Peak, with the game's chapter locations (Black Wind Mountain, Yellow Wind Ridge, the Webbed Hollow, Flame Mountain, the New West) marked along the route.

A stone with no father. A birth with no blood.
The gate of heaven noticed, and made a note.

Chapters will appear here as they are finished. The reading engine, portraits, and narration are shared with the Mirror, which is complete through fourteen volumes and 233 years.